10 in 2

What's black and white and sore all over? Me. I'm trying to get back into working out and I can feel it in my everywhere. Seriously. My biceps, triceps, upper and lower abs, obliques, inner and outer thighs, hamstrings, quads, gluts, and calves are all tight and sore to some degree. It's only been two days! Man, I'm really out of shape. It's a good sore, if there's any such thing, because I know it's earned from hard work. Thank you Denise Austin and The Girls Next Door for reminding me how lame I am and how far I need to go. I'm both embarassed and inspired by your workouts. ;)

Speedy McBridey's wedding is in April. My current goal is to lose 10 lbs. in 2 months so I'm not a fatty boom-ba-latty that day. Sounds pretty reasonable because that breaks down to a pound a week. Unfortunately for me, every pound takes a lot of effort. My metabolism is not fast so I really have to watch the eating and work out effectively for at least 3-4 days a week. 5 or 6 if I didn't watch my eating too well.

Wish me luck. And some will power. Also a faster metabolism. Maybe you could wish a magical power for me that would curb my cravings for ice cream and all things fatty while speeding up my metabolism and tightening my skin which would eliminate my baby pouch and lift up my boobs to their former greatness. Yeah, that last one would be really fantastic. I'd settle for the luck, but if you could swing that last one I'd be your BFF for life.